Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Wise Thought Number Seven


You can't spell Whimsy without 'him'
I can only interpret this as meaning
My personal inspiration
Is probably not a feminist.

1-31-11 

Monday, January 30, 2012

Wise Thought Number Six


before I had
a cell phone
I didn't care
but now
I carry it
everywhere
and when
I am alone
I stare at it
waiting for
something to
happen
it's like I
have a baby
or something

1-30-12 (6)

Friday, January 27, 2012

Wise Thought Number Five


I sometimes hear
that the Bible
is the perfect story.
I disagree.
The perfect story,
as per its perfection,
would be the perfect movie.
And I think
zombie movies
are fucking
terrifying.

1-27-12 

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Wise Thought Number Four


People complain
That I think life is miserable.
People tell me life is a blessing.
Life is the longest,
Most stressful,
Most miserable,
Most dangerous,
Most difficult
Thing we will ever do.
How is that a blessing?

1-26-11 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wise Thought Number Three


The world is an oyster:
Some people love it
And
Some people hate it
It has a rubbery texture
And
It smells kinda funny.

1-25-12 

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Wise Thought Number Two


Life is not beautiful
The life is a playground:
You always
Give up
Half-way through
the Monkey Bars
Bigger kids push you
And your mother
Doesn't see
The slides are never
As fun
As they look
The best spots
On the jungle gym
Are already
Taken
And everyone
Gives dirty looks
To the ones
Swinging.

1-24-12 

Monday, January 23, 2012

Wise Thought Number One


I don't know why
People tell you to 'take heart—'
I wouldn't want
Anyone reaching into my chest
And ripping out
My vital organs.

1-23-12