Wise Thought Number Seven

You can't spell Whimsy without 'him'

I can only interpret this as meaning

My personal inspiration

Is probably not a feminist.

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Wise Thought Number Six

before I had

a cell phone

I didn't care

but now

I carry it

everywhere

and when

I am alone

I stare at it

waiting for

something to

happen

it's like I

have a baby

or something

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Wise Thought Number Five

I sometimes hear

that the Bible

is the perfect story.

I disagree.

The perfect story,

as per its perfection,

would be the perfect movie.

And I think

zombie movies

are fucking

terrifying.

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Wise Thought Number Four

People complain

That I think life is miserable.

People tell me life is a blessing.

Life is the longest,

Most stressful,

Most miserable,

Most dangerous,

Most difficult

Thing we will ever do.

How is that a blessing?

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Wise Thought Number Three

The world is an oyster:

Some people love it

And

Some people hate it

It has a rubbery texture

And

It smells kinda funny.

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Wise Thought Number Two

Life is not beautiful

The life is a playground:

You always

Give up

Half-way through

the Monkey Bars

Bigger kids push you

And your mother

Doesn't see

The slides are never

As fun

As they look

The best spots

On the jungle gym

Are already

Taken

And everyone

Gives dirty looks

To the ones

Swinging.

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Wise Thought Number One

I don't know why

People tell you to 'take heart—'

I wouldn't want

Anyone reaching into my chest

And ripping out

My vital organs.

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