Friday, April 20, 2012

Wise Thought Number Sixty

Good, God, I might one day starting posting on time again....


People say that all one needs is love,
But language is arbitrary,
Existence is ephemeral,
And Romeo died at the end of that play.

5-20-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Nine


You aren't my morning,
You aren't my night,
You aren't my learning,
You aren't my might.

You aren't the whispers,
You aren't the sighs,
You aren't the bluster,
You aren't good bye.

You aren't yesterday,
You aren't tomorrow,
You aren't right now.
You are only you—and that
          should be enough.

5-19-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Eight


Don't be a rock
and refuse to weep,
Be a Rubber Duckie--
and refuse
to fucking sink.

5-18-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Seven


before
i put my heart
into
your hands--
please
wash them

5-17-12 

Monday, April 16, 2012

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Six


That story
         about the lion and the mouse
Is very unambitious--
         The mouse
                       should have taken pictures
         To use as blackmail at a later date.

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Friday, April 13, 2012

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Five


 Remember, boys and girls--
Abruptly starting to whisper,
Laughing and talking too loud,
Smiling too much,
Or turning quickly away
When the person you like
          walks in
Is about as subtle as a brick to the face.

5-13-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Four


It wont always get better,
But--
        Eventually--
                          It will get less worse.

5-12-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Three


A kind word--
There's really nothing
More to say.

5-11-12 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Two


If 'creativity' were an entirely unique thing,
There wouldn't need to be a patent office.

5-10-12 

Monday, April 9, 2012

Wise Thought Number Fifty-One


 We all should learn--
The only time when things
Get Broken,
Is when they Refuse to Bend.
Hide the Bodies,
and Bury your Secret accordingly.

5-9-12 

Friday, April 6, 2012

Wise Thought Number FIfty


i just love those awkward
little moments when that
uber-creepy guy that sits
behind you lets slip the fact
that he watches you as intently
as you watch the people
sitting in front of you

5-6-12 

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Wise Thought Number Forty-Nine


Next time some gets upset
When they think you don't like them,
Just assure them “I don't dislike you
       as an individual,
I dislike humanity as a whole.”

4-5-12 

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Wise Thought Number Forty-Eight


 Dear dentists--
If I wanted the body parts
         of total strangers
In my mouth--
I would go get wasted at a club.
The bill would be smaller,
And the lingering feelings of
              violation
Would be identical.
Thanks.

4-4-12 

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Wise Thought Number Forty-Seven


 When you meet someone
Look them in the eyes--
It lets them know who'a boss.
Pee on their legs if this fails.

4-3-12

Monday, April 2, 2012

Wise Thought Number Forty-Six


Back from spring break! We shall now return to regular updates. 

Good people
Don't go around
Telling other people
What a good
Him or Her
He or she
Is.

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