Wise Thought Number Sixty

Good, God, I might one day starting posting on time again....

People say that all one needs is love,

But language is arbitrary,

Existence is ephemeral,

And Romeo died at the end of that play.

5-20-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Nine

You aren't my morning,

You aren't my night,

You aren't my learning,

You aren't my might.

You aren't the whispers,

You aren't the sighs,

You aren't the bluster,

You aren't good bye.

You aren't yesterday,

You aren't tomorrow,

You aren't right now.

You are only you—and that

          should be enough.

5-19-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Eight

Don't be a rock

and refuse to weep,

Be a Rubber Duckie--

and refuse

to fucking sink.

5-18-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Seven

before

i put my heart

into

your hands--

please

wash them

5-17-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Six

That story

         about the lion and the mouse

Is very unambitious--

         The mouse

                       should have taken pictures

         To use as blackmail at a later date.

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Wise Thought Number Fifty-Five

 Remember, boys and girls--

Abruptly starting to whisper,

Laughing and talking too loud,

Smiling too much,

Or turning quickly away

When the person you like

          walks in

Is about as subtle as a brick to the face.

5-13-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Four

It wont always get better,

But--

        Eventually--

                          It will get less worse.

5-12-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Three

A kind word--

There's really nothing

More to say.

5-11-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-Two

If 'creativity' were an entirely unique thing,

There wouldn't need to be a patent office.

5-10-12 

Wise Thought Number Fifty-One

 We all should learn--

The only time when things

Get Broken,

Is when they Refuse to Bend.

Hide the Bodies,

and Bury your Secret accordingly.

5-9-12 

Wise Thought Number FIfty

i just love those awkward

little moments when that

uber-creepy guy that sits

behind you lets slip the fact

that he watches you as intently

as you watch the people

sitting in front of you

5-6-12 

Wise Thought Number Forty-Nine

Next time some gets upset

When they think you don't like them,

Just assure them “I don't dislike you

       as an individual,

I dislike humanity as a whole.”

4-5-12 

Wise Thought Number Forty-Eight

 Dear dentists--

If I wanted the body parts

         of total strangers

In my mouth--

I would go get wasted at a club.

The bill would be smaller,

And the lingering feelings of

              violation

Would be identical.

Thanks.

4-4-12 

Wise Thought Number Forty-Seven

 When you meet someone

Look them in the eyes--

It lets them know who'a boss.

Pee on their legs if this fails.

4-3-12

Wise Thought Number Forty-Six

Back from spring break! We shall now return to regular updates. 

Good people

Don't go around

Telling other people

What a good

Him or Her

He or she

Is.

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